Howdy Friends/Ciao Amici!
Welcome aboard.
C'mon in!
Sit down and enjoy a banana.
I'm going to tell you all about Simone and Karen's move to Brooklyn.
Sure, they could've just emailed you a bunch of photos and cluttered up your email inbox, but this seemed like more fun.
Enjoy!
Sincerely,
Giovanni Banana
(Vice President of Monkey Relations)
